Do you remember life before you had your computer?

A program was something on TV.

A keyboard was a piano.

A memory was something you lost with age.

A hard drive was a long trip on the road. 

A mousepad was where a mouse lived.

A cursor used profanity.

A web was a spider’s home.

A virus was the flu.

An application was for employment.

And if you had a 31/2-inch floppy… you hoped nobody found out.