Computer jokes

WinErr 547: LPT1 not found… Use backup… PENCIL & PAPER.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Why doesn’t DOS ever say “EXCELLENT command or file name!”

File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

The truth is out there…anybody got the URL? 

Who’s General Failure & why’s he reading my disk?

Error. Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

Most computer problems are found between the screen and the chair.

To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Unix is user friendly…its just selective about who its friends are.

What colour do you want that database?

COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any Key.

Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

Bad or corrupt header, go get a haircut.

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.

Be nice to the nerds, for all you know they might be the next Bill Gates!

Go ahead, make my data!

File not found

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

Date: 24 Nov 2012