Hand over the calculator! Friends don’t let friends derive drunk.
I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, All my data belongs to you.
LISP = Lots of Irritating Silly Parentheses.
The difference between email and regular mail is that computers never decide to come to work one day and try to stop all the other computers to do their work.
I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly.
The name is Baud…. James Baud.
My software never has bugs; it just develops random features.
BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding.
We are sorry, but the number you have dialled is imaginary.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
You know it’s love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button.